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2 Weeks off work in August.

Posted by Life-Stream - July 19th, 2009


My cousin is coming over from England. Gimme some ideas on what to do!

2 Weeks off work in August.


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Get pissed every day for those 2 weeks.

I will get pissed more than often, but i don't think every day XD

Have sex with a bat-girl. Or just hang out wth your cousin and have fun? Nah..go with WINCEST!!!

it's not wincest if it's gay. Wincest would be if you had a hot female cousin that wanted a good shag.

But i still wouldn't - that's just wrong man.

Oh I was just joking, I don't know if it's illegal there, but in most parts of America incest is illegal.

But why don't you just hang out with him?

lol, i know you was joking - i was too.
I think it's illegal here too.

I will, but i'm gonna show him around. So far i got quite alot plannes. I think one day we'll go to a theme park, another day we'll go to a water park, then every other night we'll be out getting drunk. Mornings will probably be to recover from the late nights, we'll probably go beach a few times. Oh, and Go-Karts, we love go-karts :D

Play that Cricket game I hear you limey blokes play all the time over there.

Also, what's wrong with her hips? They're all distorted.

Nah, Crickets for those boring limeys :P

Maybe i'll try that baseball you yanks play.

Also - they're called hip bones - sexy as fawk.

I'm pretty sure hips aren't suppose to be shaped like that, sire.

You might be able to find a slight hint in real photography if taken at the right angle, but you know anime artists love to exaggerate everything.

Oh hi Life :D

Wassup Bobba. How's tricks?

Hmmm...well, you take cousin to "see the sites" which most visitors are expected to see. Bar night? A soccer game! Dance club filled with heavy bass beats. Watch a bad movie and make fun of it. Eat nothing but food bought from street peddlers for a day.

And should cousin be fan of video games, share more artwork of video game women. Most video gamers enjoy that. Most, not all. :P

Well, there's not much sites to see around here, but i will show him around.

Bar night and night club are definates.....atleast 4 times a week.
We'll probably watch a movie or two on more quite nights.
Although i'm loosing weight i think a tasty, greasy, unhealthy meal will go down great.

Unfortunately he's not a huge video game fan though. But that don't matter really - i think we'll be too busy to play/talk about VGs.

I wish I had a cousin from England :(

lol, why? All my family are English, like me. I just don't live there anymore.

Things are OK I guess. Manic, but OK :P

Manic street preachers.

Watch gay porno.

That was the first thing i thought of, duh....

Mendou's idea sounds good. :3

too good.

Tifa Lockheart :3

How do you know of my love for Tifa?

I love your latest sig.

Thanks. I didn't make it though :( That's why it's so awesome. I'm still average when it comes to sig making.

I don't know anyone who doesn't like her :3

I for one love her ass. The 'Final Fantasy VII Tifa Lockheart porn video' was especially awesome. It may be old but it's FUCKING HAWT :3

Well, there are alot of people who just aren't into vg or anime chicks.

Which video do you mean? There have been many over the years!

get him to start a NG acount and where did you get that pic

To be honest, he's not really an internet guy, so i doubt he will :(

Also, i got that pic from some place called the internet :P

no life

much life

I thought you were from England. Just make fun of her accent and different terms they use up there, and don't allow tea time.

I am from England, i just live in Spain, so making fun of HIS accent would be making fun of my own!

Also tea>allhotbeverages!

IS HE DERE YET? :3