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Age 37, Male

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Spain,but i'm from London

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Get pissed every day for those 2 weeks.

I will get pissed more than often, but i don't think every day XD

Have sex with a bat-girl. Or just hang out wth your cousin and have fun? Nah..go with WINCEST!!!

it's not wincest if it's gay. Wincest would be if you had a hot female cousin that wanted a good shag.

But i still wouldn't - that's just wrong man.

Oh I was just joking, I don't know if it's illegal there, but in most parts of America incest is illegal.

But why don't you just hang out with him?

lol, i know you was joking - i was too.
I think it's illegal here too.

I will, but i'm gonna show him around. So far i got quite alot plannes. I think one day we'll go to a theme park, another day we'll go to a water park, then every other night we'll be out getting drunk. Mornings will probably be to recover from the late nights, we'll probably go beach a few times. Oh, and Go-Karts, we love go-karts :D

Play that Cricket game I hear you limey blokes play all the time over there.

Also, what's wrong with her hips? They're all distorted.

Nah, Crickets for those boring limeys :P

Maybe i'll try that baseball you yanks play.

Also - they're called hip bones - sexy as fawk.

I'm pretty sure hips aren't suppose to be shaped like that, sire.

You might be able to find a slight hint in real photography if taken at the right angle, but you know anime artists love to exaggerate everything.

Oh hi Life :D

Wassup Bobba. How's tricks?

Hmmm...well, you take cousin to "see the sites" which most visitors are expected to see. Bar night? A soccer game! Dance club filled with heavy bass beats. Watch a bad movie and make fun of it. Eat nothing but food bought from street peddlers for a day.

And should cousin be fan of video games, share more artwork of video game women. Most video gamers enjoy that. Most, not all. :P

Well, there's not much sites to see around here, but i will show him around.

Bar night and night club are definates.....atleast 4 times a week.
We'll probably watch a movie or two on more quite nights.
Although i'm loosing weight i think a tasty, greasy, unhealthy meal will go down great.

Unfortunately he's not a huge video game fan though. But that don't matter really - i think we'll be too busy to play/talk about VGs.

I wish I had a cousin from England :(

lol, why? All my family are English, like me. I just don't live there anymore.

Things are OK I guess. Manic, but OK :P

Manic street preachers.

Watch gay porno.

That was the first thing i thought of, duh....

Mendou's idea sounds good. :3

too good.

Tifa Lockheart :3

How do you know of my love for Tifa?

As we all know, slicing bread is an esteemed profession and without it society would collapse as everybody would have to eat whole loaves and not slices of it, making the process of food consumption both lengthy and tiresome. I feel that we should pay our respects to the time-old tradition of bread slicing by whipping out a loaf in each of our separate homes and slicing it into fine pieces on Friday the 7th of August, 2009. Thank you for your attention, have a nice bread slicing day!

I do love a bit of sliced bread!

I love your latest sig.

Thanks. I didn't make it though :( That's why it's so awesome. I'm still average when it comes to sig making.

I don't know anyone who doesn't like her :3

I for one love her ass. The 'Final Fantasy VII Tifa Lockheart porn video' was especially awesome. It may be old but it's FUCKING HAWT :3

Well, there are alot of people who just aren't into vg or anime chicks.

Which video do you mean? There have been many over the years!

get him to start a NG acount and where did you get that pic

To be honest, he's not really an internet guy, so i doubt he will :(

Also, i got that pic from some place called the internet :P

no life

much life

I thought you were from England. Just make fun of her accent and different terms they use up there, and don't allow tea time.

I am from England, i just live in Spain, so making fun of HIS accent would be making fun of my own!

Also tea>allhotbeverages!

IS HE DERE YET? :3