Enjoy this lyrical masterpice.

So a guy´s out in a nightclub one night when a beatiful Chinese girl slowly walks up to him.

´Me so horny, me do anything you want´

´How about a sixty nine?´

´You can fuck of if you think i´m gonna make fried duck with black bean sauce at this time of the night´.

So, i´ve been away for about 3 months. Doesn´t sound like long, but try not posting on NG for 3 months and it feels alot longer than normal. Anyway, i´ve managed to sort out some things in my life, others things are still the same.

But i feel that, as i´m sortof re-joining the NG community after a small break, i´m going to change a bit. Firstly by telling you all a few things about me that i´ve never really said before. I´m married. That´s right, i´m a married man, and have been for the last 2 years. This might shock some of you, others might think nothing of it. Alot of people are shocked when i tell them i married when i was 20 years old - i just tell them i´m happy with my wife.

My parents just split up! :( This was a big blow for me. It happened about 5 months ago, and things have been awkward since. I know this happens alot now a days and there are many NGers who have split up or divorced parents, but i was one of those people that just thought my parents wouldn´t split up. So it happened. My little sister and brother are staying with my dad, and my mother, well, has just gone. I´m hoping it won´t get too nasty when the divorce starts, because my father is building a very large house on a vast land he brought when we moved to Spain, and it would be a shame for him to have to sell it all.

I think i´m gonna stop posting pics of chicks on my page. I´m guess alot of people are probably thinking ´you´ve been posting pics of chicks all this time and you´re married´. Well, yeah. Just because i´m married doesn´t change my image of what i think is hot/sexy. Don´t get me wrong though, i would never cheat on my wife or anything like that.
So, rather than chicks, i´m just gonna try and put smiles on peoples faces, if i can.

Anyway, that´s all i can think of right now, so i´m just gonna slap a video and a pic on this post and call it a day ;)

Video: Coldplay - Talk

Ok NG. This is it. This is the end of the road for me. I´m leaving. My personal life is calling, and i must reply. NG has been great for me, but i´ve had a pretty bad year, and i need to fix things. I´m gonna miss NG and alot of users, cos i really do have some great friends here, but i gotta go. Atleast for a while.

I may be back in the future, who knows. Just remember me. Sorry for anything i´ve left half finished like the B/day list, but i can´t finish anything right now. I´ll leave my account with a good friend just to deposit for me, for if i do return.

Goodbye NG.

Probably been done before but fuck it. When´s yours birthday?

New page design. Need opinions and suggestions for next design :)

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So, about a month ago, i stumbled upon this fan made video called Dead Fantasy. It´s basically about Final Fantasy girls fighting Dead or alive girls, hence the name, dead fantasy. (Tifa´s in it, hurray!!)

Please remember that this is all made by one guy, as if it was a flash. Don´t ask me how he made it, because i don´t know how he pulled it off, it looks like it could be a PS2 game. The animators name is Monty Oum. You can see his Game Trailers page here, and his DeviantArt page here. This guy is amazing, and has alot of great work to check out.

So here are the first two episodes of Dead Fantasy, and apparantly there is more to come, and according to Monty, it´s gonna get even better! So sit back and enjoy :D

Dead Fantasy 1

Dead Fantasy 2

And here´s a bit of eye candy for Dead Fantasy :)

So, this is one bad-ass guitar player, and he always seems to do some great team ups with great singers like Chad Kroeger or Stephen Tyler, or like in this music video - Rob Thomas.

This one is a few years old now, but you still gotta love it. Man i wish i could play like Santana :(

Yeah, so i´m 22 today.